To the reviews!...
...almost!
...I felt it only appropriate to begin this 'blogventure' with a tapas of thoughts on this summer's blockbuster offerings, of which, due to the fact of being a (lazy ass/hard-working, holiday-deserving?...) teacher (...it's a subjective topic, pick your favourite adjective!), I have had plenty of time to go and see!
There are 4 films that we are going to peruse over briefly, which shall be split over the next 4 posts. At the end of each review, each film shall receive a mark that equates to a popcorn type of the following:
1. Salted & Cheese Popcorn - As these are the world's two best types of flavouring, this mark basically means GO SEE THIS FILM! It will blow your mind, speak to your soul, take you to a new level of intellectual & emotional nirvana!
2. Salted Popcorn - Enjoyable, fun, emotionally engaging (and that's just me ;)!). Not worth pirating, because it's worth paying for!
3. Chocolate Popcorn - Maybe...when your feeling low...when you've drunk too much...when there's nothing else available to you, you may get some element of enjoyment out of this film. Other than that, if you can get someone else/your other half/your parents to pay for you, do so because better the cinema robbing them, than you!
4. Toffee Popcorn - Nope...shouldn't have been made! Poorly put together! A big sticky, flavourless mess, made up of things that just don't go together and just don't work! AVOID!
...So, now you understand the scoring system!
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